Would you trust a self-driving car?

The idea isn’t new, obviously. We’ve seen it for many years in movies set in the Not-Too-Distant-Future. We witness ordinary people shuttled around, chauffeured by their cars while they relax or paint their nails or do any number of things one really can’t (or at least damn well shouldn’t) do while driving.

Ever walked out of Target to realize it’s suddenly monsoon season and you’re caught in the middle of a downpour? How many times have you wished you could press a button on your key fob and summon your car to meet you at the door?

At present, there are several vehicles that offer a feature that will automatically park your vehicle. One such example is the Lexus LS460 L. Currently out-of-reach for all but the much-more-affluent-than-anyone-I-know, this vehicle sports technology - an Advanced Parking Guidance System - that will parallel park the car without help from the driver.

Other vehicles have alert systems that detect the presence and proximity of other vehicles and objects. In addition to parking assistance similar to that featured in the Lexus LS460 L, the 2009 Dodge Caravan also offers accident avoidance including blind spot monitoring to help maintain a safe proximity from other cars.

We rely upon GPS systems to guide us to our destinations. We’ve been using cruise control for decades. Modern technology has brought us proximity detection and parking assistance. Are we really that far from automobile auto-pilot?

The practical applications for such a feature are practically innumerable. Beyond mere convenience, the potential benefits of vehicle self-navigation could have a profound effect on the daily lives of millions of people.

  • Specially-equipped cars with hand controls would no longer be required for those drivers who can not use standard foot pedals.
  • Those who have had too much to drink would have a safe ride home in their own vehicle and never again be faced with the daunting choice of abandoning a vehicle, paying for a costly taxi and potentially being towed or driving “just those 4 miles” home.
  • Deterioration of eyesight, manual dexterity, or reflexes wouldn’t impair one’s ability to drive.
  • Drivers wouldn’t suffer fatigue on long road trips, thereby eliminating the danger presented by falling asleep or becoming distracted.
  • Humans are susceptible to the ravages of sun glare, fog, flashing lights, snow white-out

Obviously we’d benefit from the conveniences such a feature would offer, but the question remains: just how much faith are we willing to put in the circuitry of a computer? We already trust computers with our lives in other applications; every industry from airlines to hospitals to national defenses employ computers in life-and-death situations.

So I’m genuinely curious: How many would trust their life to a computerized driver? Who among us would be the early adopters? Would you refuse to embrace such technology? If so, why?

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Update: Tapulous, Inc. actively responds to user concerns!

I received an almost immediate response from Zach at Tapulous indicating that my username had been restored. To see the complete thread at Get Satisfaction, click here.

*GASP* - Not… the… the… “B” word!!

Does it matter that I am offended?

Tapulous, Inc., who brings us apps for our beloved iPhones. Their catalog of products includes Friendbook (a contact management tool), Collage (a photo sharing app), Fortune (a novelty fortune-cookie affirmation app), Tap Tap Dance, Tap Tap Revenge, Tap Tap Revenge 2, and variations on the Tap Tap Revenge theme including editions featuring Coldplay, Weezer, and Nine Inch Nails.

Tapulous has dipped their nib into the Twitterverse, too, with Twitter clients for the iPhone. Tweetsville is one such client which brings RichText display elements and timelines to the standard iPhone clients. Perhaps, however, their most well-known app is Twinkle, the popular Twitter client combining photo sharing, location-specific searches, photo sharing, and more. This application, in fact, is what led me to register with Tapulous, Inc.

Last night, I received an email from Tapulous. It read as follows:

Email from Tapulous, Inc.
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For starters, I’m not asking to create an account using the username “bitchinmona”. I already did. If I had tried to register for their services using my preferred username and found I was unable to do so, well, it’s their prerogative to allow or exclude whichever usernames they see fit. I would have scratched them off my list of web services and carried on without giving it much of a thought.

This email, however, really offended me. See, I was an acceptable user when I registered. Now? Notsomuch. Have I been a rabble-rouser, causing trouble and leaving a trail of destruction wherever I go? Have I been a problem user, leaving abusive comments in forums and lobbing epithets at unsuspecting web surfers who simply want to enjoy the products and services Tapulous has to offer unimpeded by my vitriol?

No. My crime is merely having an ‘objectionable’ username. I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that they’re not referring to the “mona” portion of my username.

Exactly how offensive is the word bitch? I mean, of course we hear it during prime-time television with regularity. I’m even pretty certain I’ve heard it on the radio once or twice. In fact, there just might even be songs with the word “bitch right in the title! To wit:

David Bowie Queen Bitch
Elton John The Bitch Is Back
Eminem Bitch, Please
Jay-Z 99 Problems (But A Bitch Ain’t One)
Jet Cold Hard Bitch
Ludacris Move, Bitch
Meredith Brooks Bitch
Prodigy Smack My Bitch Up

Other Notable Mentions:

OutKast - Roses:
Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumb ass bitch
A bitch is a bitch, just a bitch

Christina Aguilera - Keeps Gettin’ Better:
Some days I’m a super bitch (a super bitch)
Up to my old tricks
but it wont last forever

The Offspring - Why Don’t You Get A Job?:
My friend’s got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch

SouthPark:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
she’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

she’s a stupid bitch!
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s just a dirty bitch!

So from musical legends (David Bowie and Elton John) to modern rap (Jay-Z and Eminem) to pop music (Christina Aguilera and Meredith Brooks) to cartoons (SouthPark), the word seems to be ubiquitous throughout the American and Anglophonic vernacular. So why was it just too offensive to remain my username? Why was it so offensive, in fact, that Tapulous, Inc. felt the need to forcibly change it?

As I said, I’m offended. I also said that had I known about this policy upon creation of the account, I’d have elected not to create the account. Therefore, the obvious course of action is to delete the account.

For me, this goes well beyond the mere inconvenience of selecting an alternate screen name. It’s a passive judgment on my own choices, my own acceptability and propriety in the larger online society. They’re telling me that the identity by which I am choosing to be represented is unacceptable, despite the presence of many permutations of the word being littered throughout our everyday experiences.

Following is the note I’m submitting to Tapulous, Inc. via Get Satisfaction requesting instructions for disabling and deleting the account:

Get Satisfaction Submission
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I’m anxious to see their response. I’ll be really shocked to find out that they’re more squeaky-clean and straight-laced than pop music lyrics.

WTF? Password-protection on particular posts?

Yeah.

Basically it’s because it’s not my stuff. I find things and occasionally want to keep it, but if I bookmark something, there’s that chance it’ll disappear or I won’t remember I have it, etc.

I’ve tried services like Clipmarks and other repositories, but my commitment to cataloging things there tends to wane.

Basically, this is a 21st-century way of tearing things out of magazines and storing them in a file cabinet, only the ‘magazines’ are other websites and the ‘file cabinet’ is, well, here.

In short, I’m password-protecting them so that *only* I can see them and because I don’t want anyone thinking that I’m trying to present others’ work or writing as my own.

If a subject (e.g. the title of a recipe) I’ve password-protected interests you, let me know and I’ll send you the URL where I found it. (:

Protected: Homemade Girl Scout Cookies - Samoas

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Has anything really changed since the 2004 election?

On November 03, 2004, I wrote a letter to my friends and acquaintances to express some of my outrage at the results of the 2004 US Presidential Election. Time has a way of softening the edges, and I feel fortunate to be optimistic about our nation’s new leader. I think now is a good time to review what I said after the last election and determine how much of it I would still say today.

2004:

In the last 4 years, I’ve gone from making $25/hour to making $13/hour. I’ve lost 3 jobs. In a state that not only has lost more jobs in the last 4 years than in any 4 years in history (including during the Great Depression), but has lost more jobs than ANY STATE IN THE COUNTRY, my step-dad went from having a good-paying full-time job to a job paying $8/hour 25 hours a week. Now, both his job and my mom’s job are in imminent danger because they work in one of the programs that W has announced he plans to kill.

2009:

I am lucky enough to have improved my financial and employment situation considerably in the four years that have passed since the last election. I’m in the vast minority, however. Unemployment in the US has shown an increase of about 35%. We’re at the precipice of a financial apocalypse. Layoffs loom and nobody, it seems, is safe.

2004:

We’ve said a giant “up yours” to the rest of the world. Our civil liberties (that all his redneck supporters seem to love so much as long as it involves them flying the confederate flag and waving their guns around) have been stripped obscenely and that continues every single day. This is a man who preaches hatred, bigotry, intolerance, indifference, and elitism, yet calls himself a “compassionate” conservative. This is a guy who values money over morals, but only if it’s HIS money and someone ELSE’S morals. He allies himself with terrorists - make no mistake about that one. He brought this on himself, and 9-11 is the absolute, irrefutable BEST thing that could have happened to his administration. This man makes jokes about hunting for WMD by looking under chairs and behind curtains and in potted plants… meanwhile people HE sent to Iraq were dying looking for those weapons. Is that a “compassionate” conservative?

2009:

His legacy of hatred, bigotry, intolerance, indifference and elitism remains intact. His administration, perhaps moreso than any in US history, assembled a monarchy with him as King. His subjects, American citizens, were systematically stripped of constitutionally-granted rights. Through his use of ’signing statements’, he effectively circumvented those oh-so-inconvenient Constitutional statutes passed by Congress. This allowed him to thumb his nose at things that got in his way, such as habeas corpus. It allowed him to whittle away at affirmative action. It allowed him to have unparalleled carte blanche.

The WMDs were still never found, but that didn’t stop him and his party-mates from reminding us at every opportunity that our FREEDOM was being threatened. By the terrorists.

Overshadowing even Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay became synonymous with torture, and much of the world believes that George W. Bush and his administration should be held accountable for war crimes. People on all sides of the war continued dying; families continued being destroyed. We’ve accrued a national debt so immense that the average person is simply incapable of processing the enormity of the number.

His “War on Terror” has made America a global pariah; its citizens personae non gratae.

International travel, even within our own continent, became less convenient. It also became less attractive due to the threat of international terrorism. US Embassies were forced to evacuate Americans from foreign countries after receiving threats against Americans.

Not (seemingly) a lot of progress, erosion of rights, continued decline of global perception of America. Not a lot has happened in the last four years, but a lot sure did change.

2004:

With the lowest approval rating of any incumbent president in history going into the election, he is the first president ever to be the presumptive winner with less than half the country feeling he is doing a satisfactory job. It’s absolutely mind-boggling that he got as many votes as he did. What that says is that people are thinking “I don’t think this guy is doing a good job, but I’m going to vote for him anyway”. That’s hugely horrifying.

2009:

Americans made it abundantly clear that they can’t take one more day of the policies and practices that have plunged our nation into the sewer - and they’re sure as hell not going to take four more years!

Nobody wanted more of the same - not even members of Bush’s own party. Republican candidates ran for office on a platform of change, distancing themselves from the incumbent Republican POTUS. In elections throughout the country, candidates wielded support of Bush as a weapon. Democratic Senatorial candidate Jean Shaheen glibly pointed out in a campaign ad that her Republican opponent for Senate, John Sununu, had voted with President Bush as evidence that he would only offer more of the same policies with which voters had become frustrated. In ittttty bittttty letters it was noted that Sununu’s Bush-friendly vote was back in 2002 - when 9/11 was still a fresh-and-gaping wound and everyone and their cat supported Bush! (Interestingly, however, I don’t recall a campaign ad counter-strike in which it was pointed out that Shaheen had voted in favor of tax cuts proposed by President Bush.)

Change was the pervasive theme throughout the campaign. Americans knew we were on the wrong track. We felt out of control. We were suffering. A hopeful message of change inspired Americans to become active in the election.

Sad but true: I think things needed to get this bad before people would wake up and care enough to vote for what they wanted. It has become unacceptable to complain about the state of affairs in this country if you voted for a second W. term or worse, if you failed to vote at all in 2004.

2004:

This weekend I was visiting a guy who’s a NASCAR-loving Republican (is there any other kind?). This man, a die-hard repugnant-ican, said something this weekend that I kind of agreed with. He said that the people of the United States are essentially making up two countries… and we don’t want to live together anymore. That’s so true. I want nothing to do with those gun-toting, confederate flag-waving bigots who hide behind the Bible and use it as an excuse to hate and exclude and legislate anything with which they don’t agree. We claim one of the reasons for invading Iraq was “womens’ rights”. What about womens’ rights here? They’re LAUGHABLE. I’d be happy with everyone rights.

2009:

Bush propelled the “two nations” sentiment through his word and deed. In the aftermath of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, he demonstrated an appallingly lackadaisical approach that bordered on “Let Them Eat Cake” mentality. The poverty-stricken, primarily minority-occupied wards hit hardest were blatantly ignored and to this day have not been restored. Throughout New Orleans, buildings remain boarded-up and abandoned. Many businesses never recovered as patrons and employees alike failed to reappear. It’s tough to come home when you’ve no home to return to. People were sick and scared and desperately needed a leader. All they got from this administration was the shaft and the finger.

His appointment of Samuel Alito and John Roberts to the Supreme Court may prove to be the most indelible legacy of his presidency. In so doing, he drastically shifted balance, bringing issues such as abortion and civil rights perilously close to disastrous regression. These appointments and the indulgence of this type of backward thinking within the administration and throughout the party create a political environment conducive to political mavericks like Senator Mark Obenshain of Virginia, who introduced a bill requiring women to notify police in the event of a miscarriage and criminalizing disposal of the remains before an investigation has been conducted.

Under Bush, we’ve witnessed more of the same “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” politics that extends far beyond the military. Lest he be ‘outed’ as a bigot, President Bush tacitly spoke of tolerance while blocking advances in rights for women, minorities, and gays.

In his 2005 State of the Union address, then-President Bush said “Because marriage is a sacred institution and the foundation of society, it should not be redefined by activist judges. For the good of families, children and society, I support a constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage.”

So yes, it does appear that Bush and his supporters have a vastly different perception of and vision for America than I do. The country they’re creating is not one in which I want to live. Ever.

2004:

I’m not ashamed to be an American, but I am ashamed that our country is led by this reprehensible, vile excuse of a man. I am ashamed that Americans - even seemingly intelligent, respectable people - perceive these elections as sporting events. No fewer than 5 times last night, I heard sports analogies used by the media. “Bush hit one out of the park in Alabama” and “Kerry scored a touchdown in California”. The other day on the train, I heard one guy say to his friends “Why are we talking about the election? The RED SOX WON!!!” Um, wow. That’s so embarrassing. Maybe they should be sent off to slaughter in the Middle East.

2009:

I love the Red Sox, and I will always, always love the 2004 team (except for that bastard Doug Mientkiewicz). From February to November, Red Sox baseball is my raison d’être.  That said, a Red Sox victory - even a World Series win after an 86-year drought - can’t even compare with the gravity of selecting the leader of our country.

Regardless of one’s political proclivities and preferences, I think it can be universally agreed that the renewed interest in and passion for our political system through this election is cause for celebration. Non-traditional voters made their way to the polls in record numbers. People stood in line for hours waiting to vote. Voters could be seen lined up around the block at voting locations nation-wide.

Early in the day, long before we knew the outcome of the election, I was literally brought to tears at the sight of so many people enthusiastically voting, the camaraderie among those waiting in line, and the pervasive sense that for the first time I can remember, the entire nation seemed to be taking this election very seriously. That alone signaled a positive change that I hope is permanent.

2004:

Never has there been an election where the choices were so black and white. Good and Evil. Forward and Backward. I’m absolutely dumbfounded that this choice wasn’t more clear to more people. I can’t continue to be around people who would support a man who is the very embodiment of literally everything I despise. Everything.

It may be juvenile. It may be manipulative. It may be ineffective. It may be unrealistic. Here it is:

If you support Bush, you are no longer my friend. Even if you do not support Bush and you did not vote against him, I have nothing to say to you. Do not write, do not call, do not email and do not visit.

How can I be friends with someone who is so fundamentally different than I am? When it comes down to it, Bush represents evil and hatred. Hopefully you’ve voted for the candidate who most closely matches your own beliefs. If your own beliefs lie with Bush, we are polar opposites and you’re not someone with whom I choose to associate. Didn’t vote? Inaction is action. By not casting your vote, you have chosen to allow that man to continue flushing us down the toilet. That’s even less condonable and understandable than voting for Bush. I can’t abide that, and I won’t cavort with those who passively re-elected that beast.

2009:

There’s room in my world for dissension; it’s healthy and only encourages one to think more about the whys of their convictions. I still firmly believe that if one abstained from voting, not only is that sufficient cause for revocation of one’s right to bitch, it also signifies that one is a parasite living, breathing, feeding on our society without reciprocating or making a contribution. In that respect, my position hasn’t changed a lot since 2004.

What has changed, though, is my outlook. For the first time this century, I am cautiously optimistic. I have a renewed sense of possibility for this country. I am again ready to travel outside North America without fear of disparagement or castigation. I am regaining confidence that civil rights - human rights - in my country won’t erode further. I feel lighter and brighter, and perhaps more importantly, I feel much more connected with the rest of America and the rest of the world. It’s as if America suffered some growing pains in our adolescence; we’re now ready to learn from our mistakes and move forward with the arduous task of cleaning up our messes, repairing strained relationships, and maturing into a stronger, richer, more perfect union.

I feel like I have come home… to my America. I’ve been homesick for a long time, and damn, it’s good to be home.


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EXACTLY the same!! (…only a bit different) - [Daily Socks]


Different but Alike

Sock Pair Detail

I recently had the opportunity to engage in a great conversation with my friend Emily about the ways in which we label things.

She had noticed that my socks were two different colors; one was blue and one was pink. She informed me, in the matter-of-fact way only a five-year-old can, that my socks didn’t match.

I looked down at my socks, puzzled, because it was plain to me that they most certainly did match. The pattern on each sock was identical, and the only difference between them was the color.

“Certainly,” I thought, “this remarkable young girl is not judging these socks by the color of their threads, instead of by the content of their patterns”.

We talked about it a bit, and in the end, she agreed that the socks did match, after all.

This pair, while not the pair Emily and I debated over, also match patterns but not colors. These charming, comfy, adorable socks come courtesy of LittleMissMatched ( @LittleMissMatch on Twitter ) and are from the Kooky collection, socks #185 (green) and #186 (blue).

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HELP Girl Scouts Beat New England Weather

I’m not a mom. I’m not a sister or an aunt. I don’t even know many kids of Girl Scout age. That said, I do know that the beginning of this winter here in New England has been a pain in the butt. Bigtime.

I’ve heard already about how retailers are suffering because people were unable to do as much holiday shopping at the malls and brick-and-mortar stores this year, and holiday season is when they rake in the majority of their revenue; it’s the period that puts them in the black for the entire year.

I’ve also seen how the unyielding snowstorms have negatively affected almost everyone except snow removal businesses and energy companies.

What we haven’t heard about, however, is how the wicked wintry weather has withered the prospects for Girl Scouts trying to sell their cookies.

We all love Girl Scout cookies, whether or not we love them in the closet or under the covers late at night. What you may not know, though, is that like retailers banking on a bullish holiday shopping season, Girl Scouts depend upon their cookie sales for the vast majority of their operating capital. The money isn’t used solely for patches and field trips, either.

GirlScouts.org further explains:

Cookie revenue helps local councils:

  • Recruit and train volunteer leaders for each troop/group.
  • Provide the financial assistance needed to make Girl Scouting available for all girls.
  • Improve and maintain camp and other activity sites.
  • Keep event/camp fees for all members to a minimum.
  • Sponsor special events and projects.

More specifically, money earned from cookie sales helps to fund social endeavors such as Adopt-a-Grandparent, one initiative in which Girl Scout troops plan regular visits to local elderly residents to socialize with them, do crafts, put on plays, etc.

The money goes toward non-traditional education for the girls, some of whom might never even know about the existence of some cultural entities, let alone experience something as simple as a Japanese Tea Ceremony.

Camping trips have long been a tradition for Girl Scouts, and especially for city girls, this is an opportunity they’re not likely to have elsewhere; most families based in urban or suburban areas don’t take camping vacations too frequently, so a girl’s first experiences with “real” nature may be with her Girl Scout troop.

Times have changed since I was a Girl Scout, and to be blunt, I don’t even know what currently goes on with the troops. What I do know, though, is that these girls have been chomping at the bit to pound the pavement to sell these cookies, but the weather has been wholly uncooperative. Subsequently, their opportunities to sell have dwindled, and with it, prospects for activities and experiences throughout the upcoming year.

One such troop, Troop #REDACTED, is still trying to do their best despite seemingly insurmountable odds. They’re still trying their damndest to sell as many boxes of these irresistible cookies so they have the chance to forge onward with their plans for the year.

They just need our help.

A work friend has a daughter who is selling cookies this year, and so far hasn’t had much luck. If you’re not already ‘tapped’ by a Girl Scout in your life from whom you’ll be buying cookies, I urge you to consider buying.

You know you want to eat these cookies. Yes, they’re $4 a box, but you also know it’s for a great cause. The money isn’t due until the cookies arrive, the week of February 7th through February 14th.


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I’d love to be able to provide her some support. If you have questions or would like to order some cookies, you can comment here or shoot me an email. I have an address I’ve set up specificially for this: cookies@pixelrelish.com

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Stars and Stripes Forever [Daily Socks]


Stars and Stripes Forever

Single Sock Detail

Be kind to your swank-sockèd friends,
For they’ll be silly one way or another!
Their feet will stay toasty and warm,
and sock habits can’t cause any harm!
With patterns so kooky and bright
We have fun mornin’ and noontime & niiiiighttime!


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Chasin’ That Neon Rainbow [DailySocks]


Chasin' that neon rainbow!

Single Sock Detail

Remember those “Eye Spy” pictures that were sold in kiosks at the mall? The hook was that [supposedly] if you stared at them long enough, the Chupacabra or Jimmy Hoffa or Osama Bin Laden was supposed to appear before your very eyes.

No?

Huh. Ok well what about those optical illusions where you look at the American Flag for like 30 seconds without looking away, and then you quickly look away to a white sheet of paper and see the flag in negative colors?

No?

Hmm. Ok, you know those images online that you look at, and they look like they’re moving but they’re .jpg so you know that it’s not an animated .gif but nonetheless, it’s squiggling and squirming?

Well anyway, these socks are kind of like that. If you stare at them long enough, the black tends to ‘bleed’ into the other colors. The lines get fuzzy. Suddenly the blue and the pink are on the same line, only they TOTALLY aren’t!

… Yeah, to make a long story short? Look at my purdy socks!! (: